these last few nights, i've been having funky ass dreams. i'm sure it's due to some stress and what not. but damn, i feel like someone should somehow film these dreams and it would be a pretty funny, sometimes scary movie.

ok, the other night i dreamt about loli. she was taking a shower and i had to pee really bad, so she let me in the bathroom so i could. but then we got to talking and the subject of our boyfriends came up. for some reason, we both thought it would be a really good idea to switch boyfriends. but in order to switch boyfriends, we decided we'd have to switch residences too. so she went to my house to live and i went to long island to live. and her boyfriend and i took walks in the sod farm, spent time with jamie, took trips to the city and everything else. loli and cube had fun too. but then one important issue came up. loli and her boyfriend are virgins and cube and i are not. needless to say, there was some tension. and *ahem* that all got fixed... if you know what i mean. anyway, after that, i decided i didn't like loli's boyfriend anymore and i wanted mine back. but loli didn't want to give him back... so we were fighting. and loli's boyfriend just watched. so cube decided that the way to decide who would get to stay with him was for loli and i to find our way out of this maze. it was harry potter-esque... except the walls were stone and there was a ceiling and we had no magic wands. anyway, it took me days to get through this maze, but it was funny because every time i was hungry, or had to pee, a door popped up in one of the walls and there was some food, or a toilet. weird. anyway, so like a week later, i finally get out of this maze and there's cube, standing there waiting for me. yay! then i asked what happened to loli and he said she had "a misfortune" but went back home to spend time with her boyfriend. whatever that meant. then i woke up. haha.

then last night, i had this really freaky dream. jeff, loli and i were in the city celebrating jeff's birthday by shopping and going to bars. we went into this one store and this man in a suit with black sunglasses was there and it looked like he was staring at me. i freaked out and told jeff and when jeff went to look, no one was there. so of course he told me i was nuts. so we keep shopping and i keep seeing these guys, and pretty soon, i've latched myself onto jeff and won't let go. finally he starts seeing all these guys too, he tells loli, so now the three of us are scared, so we leave the store we're in and there's three of these guys standing outside, all pretending to do something, but clearly staring at us. so jeff decides we should run... so we're all holding hands and running through the city trying to get back to the train. and eventually three of these guys pop up in front of us and grab us. i start screaming and kicking, but they wrench me away from jeff and then it starts to fade out... when my dream fades back in, i'm in bed at home. so i go to get out of bed and fall right over... because i only have ONE LEG! my left leg is amputated right below the knee. but it's not fresh, it's all healed up and been there for a while. anyway, i scream, because last i checked, i had a fucking leg! my mom comes running in and asks if i'm okay and she's so happy i woke up. i've apparently been in a coma since "the incident in the city." anyway, she grabs a fake leg and helps me get it on and says i need to learn how to use it. so i'm trying to walk around with this fake leg... but all this time i can still feel my real leg. i feel like i can feel the floor, but when i reach down and touch the fake leg, i can't feel my touch. it's wacky. anyway, i start to cry and try to find out what the hell happened to my leg and my mom just keeps telling me to calm down, and saying that she's so glad i'm finally awake. eventually, i decide i need a shower and so i go to take one, but it's pretty difficult when you have to balance on one leg the whole time. so just as i'm about to give up, i turn around and there's a shower seat. duh! haha. so then i sit down and that makes the rest of the shower a LOT easier. but i try not to look down at my half a leg because it's really bothering me. then as soon as i finish with the shower, i wake up.

pretty weird dreams if you ask me. i'm hoping they'll die down some after i hand in this thesis.