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Thursday, Sept. 04, 2003 - 12:27 am

random thought: saturday scruples


Your fianc�/e gives you a new video camera as a gift. When you agree to break off the engagement you're asked to return the camera. Do you?
ummmm. NO! i actually went through this with someone. justin, whom i dated when i was a frosh in high school, gave me this gold bracelet that i never really loved to begin with. it was always twisting and it was supposed to lay flat. then it kept getting kinks in it. ARG. anyway, that was for christmas. i got him a gift certificate to the mall because i didn't want to risk buying actual things for fear of losing out. anyway, when we broke up, he tried to give the gc back. i refused and told him it was a gift and that he was to keep it. he agreed. later that day he comes back and asks for the bracelet back! i was like wtf! and i told him kindly that i didn't have it with me and that i didn't intend to give it back. it's not that i wanted it, it was just the principle of the thing! i wound up lying and saying i had given it away already to a family member who loved it. lol. that was a big mess.

Your mate wants to earn money posing nude for art classes. Do you try to prevent it?
nah. it's only nude drawings... and face it, they're not all going to be great... they're not all going to include his package... and not all the students are going to be checking out his potential bangability. and hey, who doesn't want to get paid to sit on their ass and look pretty? =)

The door-to-door salesman has nothing you want. He looks haggard and forlorn. Do you buy something out of sympathy?
hell no. i dont even answer the door to begin with. but if i did, i'd slam the door in his face. it's not my fault that he sells crap i dont want... why should i buy it just to make him feel better? he probably just made himself look "haggard and forlorn" for my sympathy in the first place. he probably has a wife and kids somewhere who are wondering where is sorry ass is and why he doesn't pay child support instead of spending it all on booze or whores. the creep doesn't need my money.